'Glee' Slushie Facials and Fated Ships

Thankfully, I’ve watched a few episodes of Glee lately without having much to say.

And Season 1 Episode 8, “Mash-Up,” isn’t extraordinarily infuriating — but can we talk about the slushie facials?

What high school student has the time, energy, money, or car to go to the convenience store to buy a perfectly good slushie for the sole purpose of throwing it in someone’s face? I don’t condone bullying, but that’s also a waste of perfectly good sugar.